George Packard’s Latest Scoop

George Packard, combined his already-questionnable, journalistic zeal with his definitely dubious physical fitness regime and rode his bicycle to the beach. By now, George Packard was well aware that it was highly unlikely for him to chance upon any Breaking News stories while at the beach. However, the way George saw it, during a pandemic, if you needed to be to be looking for a Breaking News Story, then the beach was probably the safest place to be doing it.

 

George let the ocean breeze pass over him. It was still early in the day. In Los Angeles the early morning fog kept thing cool most days. Thank goodness for the fog from the ocean. That’s why LA is a cooler place than, say, Bakersfield. Indeed, in nearly all respects LA is cooler than Bakersfield. Well, except for Country and Western music.

The beach would get a little more crowded when the sun came out. George didn’t go to the beach on weekends anymore (the bicycle paths get too crowded). Still, once you do get to the beach, once you get on the sand, social distancing is as easy as pie. It’s these parties, these big gatherings, especially indoor gatherings, that are making all the trouble. George avoided those crowded places like the plague… Er.. I mean, George Packard avoided restaurants and indoor places like anything.

The scoop is that the populace of the great United States of America is spoiled. Unlike other countries, the American people, led by a demagogue, are non-compliant, and unwilling maintain the simple self-discipline and patriotic sacrifice that is required to limit this virus. Nearly every industrialized nation in the world has been able to do this better than the great United States. What a disgrace. We don’t even have enough swabs and surgical masks.

The number of new cases per day has to be taken down to 1 – or maybe 10 – per million population. More cases than than that, and the tracing becomes impossible. But when you can contact trace quickly and thoroughly, you can lower the rate of transmission, i.e. the average number of people that a covid individual infects. The rate of transmission is the key piece in the equation. The medical teams need to catch the virus early and then quarantine effectively. Nipping the seed in the bud, as it were. If we’re going to live with this virus for the next year, if we want to have a somewhat normal life, if we want to open the schools, we have to get the incidence, the case numbers, down. And even when incidence goes down, there will still be sporadic breakouts of the virus. But the risk of (re)infection will be low enough to send the kids back to school. People might have to manage without bars and restaurants for a while.

What a shame that we have to wait til January for some re-direction in this country. Too many people will die. This man, this monster, does harm at every turn. What a shame he wasn’t convicted of abuse of power this past February. Remember that? Mike Pence would have become President and 50,000 people would still be alive.

We have no choice but to vote Democratic. A Blue Wave. Go Democrats!!!!

Hurray for the Democrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George Packard and the Breaking News Scoop at the Beach

George Packard, roving reporter for Bumbastories, had been doing minimal reporting of late. Heck, he barely wrote anything at all for Bumbastories anymore. George had essentially abandoned his quest to be the johnny-on-the-spot reporter who comes up with a big, journalistic scoop, a headline piece, a Breaking News story. George had given the Breaking News matter some thought, and he’d decided in the end that most of these Breaking News stories involved some kind of tragedy: a fire, a car accident, a violent crime, a tsunami, a tornado… the kind of things George figured he’d be best off avoiding. In addition, most of George’s rovings were done on the bicycle. And he hadn’t ridden since the quarantine started! George missed riding the bicycle. It was one of his regular things.

So he was delighted to read in the Sunday L.A. Times an account by Robin Abcarian of a pleasant bicycle ride she had with her partner in the Marina Del Rey area. Even though the beach and the bicycle path were closed down, there was still some fine riding and nature to commune with in the wetlands along the Ballona Creek bicycle path. The political issues surrounding bike path and the wetlands area were touched upon. A fine article – one which immediately tipped the scales for George Packard vis-a-vis riding the bicycle. This was George Packard’s regular route, the Ballona Creek bike path! George went out to the garage and got out the bike.

As George pedalled, he thought of all the posts he had submitted to Bumbastories about his trips to the beach. The President could be visiting in Beverly Hills, the mayor giving a speech at City Hall. There could be an award ceremony Hollywood. No matter. George looked for his Breaking News story at the beach. It used to drive his editor, old Bumba, crazy. But here he was on his way to the bicycle path. On his way to a scoop, perhaps? It seemed to George that people, mostly young people, seemed to be less vigilant of late. Restrictions were being loosened in other parts of the country. People were going to the beach down in Orange County. George wondered what the beach at Playa Del Rey would look like.

The streets were easy to navigate as he headed toward Culver City. George rode down an empty Washington Blvd, made a left at Overland, and rode down to the bicycle path.  Ah, the bicycle path! It was sunny and quiet. At first George saw only a few occasional riders who passed the other way. Most wore masks or kerchieves. But, as George rode on in the direction of the beach, he saw that the path was busier than usual. At Centinela he saw clusters of riders ahead. Yikes! George stopped. Maybe a lot of people had read the same article. George turned the bike around, rode back up on Centinela over to Venice Blvd. He took Venice all the way back home. So much for journalistic scoops in the age of pandemics.

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Bumbastories’ Semi-Annual May Magazine: Second Edition

BREAKING NEWS! MASS TRANSPORTATION UPDATE!

Tomorrow, May 19, the Los Angeles Department of Transportation will open another rail line – an extension of the current Silver Line – from Culver City out to Santa Monica. The long months of construction are over and the trains are ready to roll. Hurray for the Los Angeles mass transportation system, such as it is.

Meanwhile, hot on the mass transportation trail, our roving reporter George Packard was out on the streets, probing and digging for news about the subway tunnel construction on Wilshire Blvd – which is an extension of the MTA Purple Line – which eventually will run from downtown out to the beach. However the current stage of the construction process, unfortunately, will only take us to the VA hospital (a bit past Westwood). Originally, way back in the 1980’s, the Purple Line was slated to extend to Santa Monica. But the tunnel was only half completed due to huge unexplained, over-budget costs. And instead of finding where all the money had disappeared, (a big hole) our city’s leaders simply stopped the construction at Western Bl and called it a day. I remember that after the fiasco, a new contractor completed the Red Line out to North Hollywood under budget in record time.

Be that as it may, George Packard, roving reporter for Bumbastories was out roving again. Roving for a scoop, busy with his intensive journalistic investigations. (Actually, George was simply peeking through the fence at another big construction site to see what the heck they were doing. IMG_1399

And there was old friend Bill Ruiz, engineer for the project! Bill, whom George had met earlier this year while doing some other intense investigative reporting, talked about his love for his job. “I just love digging tunnels,” he had said with a grin.

Although it was nice to see Bill and to talk with him again, George Packard was nonetheless professional and hard-hitting in his interviewing style.

PACKARD: “So tell me, Bill. Why is this construction taking so long? Why are you guys so effin behind schedule?

IMG_2043 BILL: No. It’s not that bad. We’re not so far behind schedule.

Hard-working, serious people like Bill Ruiz inspire confidence. Ruiz further explained some technical aspects of the construction plans. Bill happens to be a man who loves his work. His business that day was to extract a buried 20 ft. long steel-reinforced concrete stantion from deep the ground. His team had a cable looped around the stantion, which they then attached to their derrick in an attempt to shake it loose and extract it from the earth.

George Packard, who was strangely reminded of childhood tooth-pullings, walked on in search of further breaking news stories. But not before wishing Bill Ruiz and the Los Angeles Department of Transportation the very best! Three Cheers for the subway!

George Packard and The Breaking News Story

George Packard had been out of town for nearly a week. Directly upon his return home (actually, a few days passed), George Packard, roving reporter for Bumbastories, set out in search of a Breaking News scoop. George headed for the beach. George’s journalistic instincts were not always the best.

Once again it was unseasonably warm in Los Angeles. George rode his bicycle through the mid-day traffic. The traffic gets worse and worse observed George. It was nearly impassable. But bad traffic is no big news, no scoop, thought George. Likewise, this heat. George hopped a #28 bus to Century City, rode for a while on Pico Blvd., and then opted for the #7 to the beach. It was tough going, it was a very hot day. Over 90 degrees Fahrenheit in February! George had read long ago that an increase in storms and erratic weather would be the first effects of global warming. Bad times ahead, thought George. The people had better re-gain control of the government before it’s too late, thought George. George pedalled on.

George Packard, it must be admitted, was fully cognizant that his search for a Breaking News scoop would not be best served by his long and lazy visits to the beach. Truth be told, George preferred breaking waves to Breaking News.

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George Packard Rides Again, The Key to the Highway, and More Bus-Inspired Scribblings

Yes.

George Packard was on the move.

Racing and careening,

Travelin hard

Along with the #20 bus

Down ol’ Wilshire Blvd.

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George was very pleased to be writing for Bumbastories again, especially since Bumba had abandoned that Monday Magazine format. Some magazine! Nobody read it anyway. Poor Bumba! Boo hoo. As for himself, George was relieved to shelve, at least temporarily, his journalistic ambition of capturing a “Breaking News” story, what they call a “scoop”. Scoops are OK in their place, reflected George – and here it must be mentioned that our journalist George Packard in his “professional” reflections on scoops typically conjured up in his mind scoops of ice cream perched upon a sugar cone – all the same this “breaking news” stuff that is pushed in the media tends to involve occurences that are generally the most gory, the most tragic and horrific – and, well….. most generally the kind of things that George Packard thought it most prudent to try to stay away from. Better it was to just go to the beach and forget about scoops, thought George, retired schoolteacher and still-roving reporter for Bumbastories. George rode the #20 bus.

51WGZEFMG4L._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_As George Packard sat on the bus he eased back in his seat and opened a book. Without all that pressure to come up with a big story every week for that silly magazine, George was able to relax. The book was Language and Species by Derek Bickerton, a most interesting book that explored the roots of language in humans. Surely the development of language was the key event in our evolution as humans: Yes, language, the great accelerator of our evolution and enabler of our “success” as a species. Our use of language and ability to work with abstractions sets us apart from the other animals, and allows us “mastery” over nearly all the land, not to very laudable results so far.

The evolutionary roots and origins of language are usually considered an unanswerable question by linguists. But surely, Bickerton expounds, such a neurological development had to arise from somewhere. “Primary representational systems”, perceptual categories, and innate behavioral patterns – which were already well-developed in many social animals – somehow gave birth to proto-languages in humans, explains Bickerton. With the incisiveness of a surgeon, Bickerton explores the origins of language and covers many of the most interesting questions of human evolution and psychology. It’s not an easy read, admitted George Packard, especially with some of that convoluted, technical mumble-jumble that seems to plague the science of linguistics, but it’s definitely a ‘highly recommend”. This Bickerton fellow was a great find. George planned to read more of his works. Bickerton, a professor of linguistics at Hawaii Univ has a blog too, discovered George. Gee, thought George as he stepped off the bus, this Bickerton fellow is something of a literary scoop. George’s mind soon returned to thoughts about ice cream……