George Packard on Wilshire Blvd, Los Angeles

George Packard, retired schoolteacher, took a stroll down Wilshire Blvd. He’d walked this stretch of Wilshire Blvd. countless times before. They called it the Miracle Mile area, a euphemism, a PR ploy. Whatever. George Packard just knew that he liked to walk down Wilshire. It was the most city-like of all LA’s streets. George Packard prided himself on his familiarity with the streets and neighborhoods of Los Angeles. Say what you like, George had become enamored of the huge, sprawl that comprised the metropolis called Los Angeles. He enjoyed learning its streets, it’s freeways, its endless thoroughfares.

George had always been fascinated by geography. It was a particular fascination, particular to him. That is to say, most people were not so curious, not nearly as interested in geography as he was. George was unusual in this respect. Aside from delivery men and taxi drivers, most people didn’t care about streets and where things were. In any case, today many people relied on GPS devices; they never figured streets out; they never really knew where they were, where they stood. But George had always loved to learn about geography, about other countries and cultures. He loved to travel for this reason. A new city was like a new book, unopened and unread.

 

 

 

 

 

His Grandmother used to call him “Curious George”, a disparaging sort of moniker, at least that is how he perceived it. And young George was correct. For “being a curious monkey” was not a compliment in Grandma’s book. Indeed, Grandma herself possessed no curiosity, only a thirst for money and position. What was the sense in being curious? One had to be practical in life. As a child, George couldn’t understand why he couldn’t be practical, why he could never really fit in. But now that he was older, he was glad that he was still a Curious George.

As Marcus Sat On the Bus (#18 in the As I Sat On The Bus Invitational)

Marcus put away the letter he was writing. He would be mailing that letter as it was, handwritten. He didn’t want to mess it up. Because now he was on the #218 bus.

He continued to write, though. Only not so neatly. He would write for the Bumbastories As I Sat On The Bus Invitational. It sounded like a very prestigious and significant Invitational. He began to write:
“As I sat on the bus, the #218 bus….”

Marcus could write because the bus was standing still much of the time. The traffic was thick on Fairfax Ave. Again he started: “As I sat on the bus I began to realize that my entire life and the lives of everyone I had ever known including sweet Rosa had been….” Here he stopped.
The engines rattled beneath his seat in the back of the bus, and the road started to shake and bounce the little bus to and fro, Marcus was forced to put aside his pen. He looked out the window. They were going up through Laurel Canyon in the small, air-conditioned, commuter bus, the 218. Marcus was glad of the respite provided. The temperature was 95 degrees Farenheit outside, unusual for October. He’d put his bicycle on the front rack. Probably he’d just ride the bus back and forth. Perhaps a coffee or a cool drink somewhere around Ventura Blvd. Or maybe he’d ride further up Laurel Cyn.

The bus wound its way through the shady canyon floor. It was a bit like mountain driving – well almost. You certainly didn’t feel like you were in the city. Marcus always enjoyed driving Laurel Canyon in his car. On the bus he had the freedom to look out the window at the sunny slopes and valleys of chapperal. And they still were in L. A.
Laurel Cyn Blvd was a one-laned road through the canyon pass, usually lined with cars crossing into the Valley and back. It was one of the handful of passes through the Santa Monica mountain range.

The bus climbed its way up to the top. The crest at Mulhulland Drive lay ahead. The bus pulled and swayed at every S curve. Finally they reached the traffic light at the top of the hill. They looked out at the sweet San Fernando Valley below, as the bus stopped to discharge a passenger, another bicycle rider, at the corner of Mulhulland and Laurel. The bus began its careful descent into the Valley. Lots of brakes. Last stop was Ventura Blvd.
Marcus got off and had an iced coffee at the Coffee Bean.

The way back was uneventful.

Is Los Angeles a Beautiful City?

After he saw the short film Parallel Avenue, George Packard sat on the #28 bus and looked out at the streets passing by. Was LA a beautiful city? George wasn’t so sure. Certainly, compared to other cities in the world, L.A. was not among the most beautiful. But it was beautiful enough. There were beaches, and the mountains were never too far away, thought George. The streets at times had a beauty to them too. The film, the Parallel Avenue short, had captured some of that beauty and it had even succeeded in personalizing and personifying the city through the stories of the young women. The actresses in the film were wonderful too. In any case it provided some wonderful glimpses into LA’s soul, George concluded. Then he recalled the old spiritual Twelve Gates to the City and wondered if he could get Bumba to sing it for him. Good ol’ George.

 Twelve Gates to the City

Oh, what a beautiful city.Oh what a beautiful city

Oh, What a beautiful city

Twelves Gates to the City

Hallelujah

Three gates to the east

Three gates to the west

Three gates to the north

        Three gates to the south

That makes twelve gates to the city Hallelujah

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Comments From The Stone Age

Getting old. It’s a source of anxiety for many of us. How to grow old gracefully. How to stay young and energetic. How to avoid the whole mess altogether!
Hoping to provide some perspective, Bumbastories surrepticiously – and very sneakily we might add – recorded some off-the-cuff comments made by some of our oldest senior citizens. Actually these old fellas are not officially American citizens. Perhaps they qualify for a Republican amnesty program. After all, they aren’t Mexican. They ought to be declared U.S.citizens. These seniors (they’re over 65 – that’s millenia, actually 65 thousand millenia) have been residents of Montana and Utah for a very long time. And they’re job creators.

That’s right, young fella. I’m old. And let me tell ya. My bones ache, my arthritis is always kicking up. And talk about constipation. I haven’t had a good BM in seventy-five million years! And…..
Enough about your constipation. I’ve been listening to those gastro-intestinal lamentations of yours since Hector was a pup.
What about my teeth? Look at ’em. You think it’s fun gumming alligators? I’ve been looking for an honest dentist for a hundred million years….
Dentists! What about eye doctors?  I’ve been waiting for an eyeball replacement surgery since I can’t remember when. And that’s another problem! My memory. Wait. What was I talking about?
Yatta, yatta, yatta. All you guys ever do is complain. Look at me! You think my back doesn’t hurt from bending down like this all the time? Not to mention lying around like a fossil for a hundred million years. And you think anyone visited me all that time? Nobody. Nada. So don’t tell me about arthritis. Like I was saying….
Enough already. I can already see how much wisdom you “seniors” have acquired. Let’s talk about something else. Did you hear the one about the rabbi the priest and the Presbyterian minister? Well, a rabbi a priest and a Presbyterian minister walk into a bar…..

George Packard on Wilshire Blvd, Los Angeles

George Packard, retired schoolteacher, took a stroll down Wilshire Blvd.  He’d walked this stretch of Wilshire Blvd. countless times before. They called it the Miracle Mile area, a euphemism, a PR ploy. Whatever. George Packard just knew that he liked to walk down Wilshire. It was the most city-like of all LA’s streets. George Packard prided himself on his familiarity with the streets and neighborhoods of Los Angeles. Say what you like, George had become enamored of the huge, sprawl that comprised the metropolis called Los Angeles. He enjoyed learning its streets, it’s freeways, its endless thoroughfares.

George had always been fascinated by geography. It was a particular fascination, particular to him. That is to say, most people were not so curious, not nearly as interested in geography as he was. George was unusual in this respect. Aside from delivery men and taxi drivers, most people didn’t care about streets and where things were. In any case, today many people relied on GPS devices; they never figured streets out; they never really knew where they were, where they stood. But George had always loved to learn about geography, about other countries and cultures. He loved to travel for this reason. A new city was like a new book, unopened and unread.

His Grandmother used to call him “Curious George”, a disparaging sort of moniker, at least that is how he perceived it. Being a curious monkey was not a compliment in Grandma’s book. Indeed, Grandma possessed no curiosity, only a thirst for money and position. What was the sense in being curious? One had to be practical in life. As a child, George couldn’t understand why he couldn’t be practical, why he could never really fit in. But now that he was older, he was glad that he was still a Curious George.

Mr Packard Series

Chapter XI

When George Packard was a young man he could hear the world calling to him. “Here! Come see me, young man. My delights, my pleasures are open to you.”

And George Packard, retired schoolteacher, still yearned for the mountain views, for the moments of peace he so often found when he was in the mountains, or on the beach, walking free.

Indeed it was a puzzle – to himself included – why George Packard remained in the city. Los Angeles. Why, you could barely call it a city at all! It was too much of a sprawl. In no way could LA compare to New York or Chicago, or any of the great European capitals. But it had easy seasons. It had a couple of museums. It was city enough.

The world had changed so much of late. And George Packard did not embrace the digital, non-personal manners that had taken over the airwaves and even ruled the streets. The world had always been harsh. But today, he felt, relations between people had grown colder and distrustful.  There was more fear, more competition. Marketing strategies targeted specific demographic groups. Differences between different peoples were widened, exploited.

With seven billion souls there were just too many people. The world was heating up, the icebergs would be melting soon. Even the Internet was overcrowded – and with nonsense for the most part. How did that come about? George asked himself. Why had the average intelligence been plummeting so? It was another puzzle, but that’s just how it was. And as for why he, George Packard, remained immersed in it, why he remained in the city, why he hadn’t jumped out of the waters and headed for the hills – well, that was a puzzle too.

Twelve Gates to the City

Oh, what a beautiful city.

Oh what a beautiful city

Oh, What a beautiful city

Twelves Gates to the City

Hallelujah

Three gates to the east

Three gates to the west

Three gates to the north

        Three gates to the south

That makes twelve gates to the city Hallelujah